What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are many women so drawn or attracted to men that have been or are currently in prison and men that are involved in street life/illegal activities?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the best music album of all time?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is my Whirlpool fridge not cooling but the freezer works? What is the solution?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…